For all of the advances in science and technology, sometimes it is still good ol’ home remedies that’ll do the trick every time. Here are a few that are guaranteed to work for you.
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache
AND…Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are:
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the duct tape.
Posted on October 19th, 2004 by Paul
Filed under: What I'm Thinking
You need one other tool!
A Butter Knife!
Peace
… it sounds as though we have several additional candidates from the pittsburgh region for the next episode of survivor . . .
Hey Paul. How are you guys doing up there in the great north? I keep checking your blog to see how you guys are doing, but haven’t seen any updates. How did the move go? How are you settling in? How is the weather?