Write The Perfect Caption
Posted By Paul on February 23, 2008
Those of you who already know Byron will enjoy this the most, but everyone is invited to play. Come up with the perfect caption. This may become an ongoing event here, with photos from my archives. And no, they won’t ALL be about Byron, but I do have a very healthy stash of ‘caption-able’ Byron photos!
So give this your best shot…
Here’s several:
“If he’s THIS good-looking making this face, imagine how handsome he is when he’s not!”
“Get a life, Paul”
“What happens when you’re Paul Oyler’s friend for 30 years”
“Oyler had an original thought????? NO!”
Here are a few:
I’m the King of Catan! What do you mean Catan doesn’t exist for real?
I’m not really competitive, but this is the look that won for me the Gurning Award for 2007!
Karen Won?!?!?!?
Hey, I have a great idea for a new fantasy league, fantasy gurning!
My Fantasy Team did what?
Gurning?
Gurning - http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Gurning or http://www.cumbria.uk.com/cumbria/fun/gurner.htm
Thank you Paul for increasing Byron’s vocabulary! There is an annual “gurning” contest and the the faces are hillarious! I thought everyone knew about it.
Of course now he’ll try to come back and pretend like he knew it all along…Byron’s just that way, you know…
Oh, I know well! Byron also has a gift of making up new words that don’t exist and using them in sermons. Maybe now he will use “gurning”. Probably not since it is a real word.
Byron’s face when someone shows him a plate of deviled eggs.
Well, but of course, I was attempting to distinguish between the several different usages of the word “gurning”. Now that my forbulation has been magrificated, I am certainly in sync with both the ambicuous bantrifices and the devolaphoric symbicany of the entire situation.
As are, I’m sure, each of your readers…
“Great advice Joel! I used your product and my teeth fell out! You’ll be hearing from my lawyers, oh yeah…”