courtesy KDKA-TV Morning News Team
10 – …because without our rejects, you wouldn’t even have a team!
9 – …or coaches!
8 – …because Larry Fitzgerald would rather play for us, anyway.
7 – …because, can you say, 5 titles versus 0??
6 – …because isn’t it going to be embarrassing enough losing on your first Super Bowl trip?
5 – …because how many cities do you have to play in before they decide to keep you?
4 – …because what’s a bird compared to our Men of Steel?
3 – …because you’re not really a fan unless you sit through 0 degree weather at a home game.
2 – …because we KNOW there’s a Steelers bar (or a dozen) in Arizona, but we can guarantee, there are no Cardinals bars here.
1 – …because even though all of the above is true, we’ll give you one thing: Your cheerleaders are way hotter than ours.